i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”