i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

stability:

"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book

"The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others."
- Omar Suleiman (via raspburri)

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”