partism:

the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time

"why are you so shy"
- literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

    Period:You want cookies
    Period:You want to fuck
    Period:You want to fuck while eating cookies.
    Period:Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
    Period:Kill them.
    Period:Kill them too.
    Period:Kill them and eat their cookies.
    Period:Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
    Period:HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
    Period:Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

shingekinokyojinheaven:

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