Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.


okay seriously being ugly is starting to really get on my nerves.



What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off


i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."
- (via iamnotthesociopath)
"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."
- ― Ernest Hemingway (via psych-quotes)
    me:i need to get good grades on this tests
    me:*doesn't study*


i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 


My style is black and it’s expensive